Behind Door #1 you will find everything you ever wanted. This beyond-your-wildest-dreams, beyond-imagination (I Magi bringing the gift of self to self), offer is yours, totally free. This once-in-a-lifetime-magnificent, never-before-available-to-the-public, [including abundance, joy, the whole package], the-greatest-that-life-has-to-offer offer, is all yours, if you can answer this one simple question. Take your time. Think. Breath. Answer this one question and it’s all yours. In the next five seconds, riches beyond measure, beyond mind, all of totality, if you can just tell me…(cue music), ‘In the history of the world, of the Universe, what is THE single most important day ever? THE SINGLE MOST IMPORTANT DAY in the history (his story, her story) of the Entire Universe? 4 seconds. 3. 2…’
(Hint: WON :ei YADOT) And the winner is!